Clare's first published collection of songs, stories and monologues, it includes many of Clare's funniest characters and tales.

Clare has been called "one of the funniest women in the country" - What's On and a "lesbian Victoria Wood" - Radio 4

The short stories in Clare's book cover tales of Wild Women Weekends, holidays in the Sapphic Sun and clearly-remembered-but-possibly-best-forgotten crushes on teachers from schooldays. Illustrations by Kate Charlesworth

Paperback: 144 pages

"Smart, witty, and with an eye for the sometimes poignant detail of everyday life." - Sarah Waters